OMFG.. i have totally neglected my blog for like god knows how long... o dear how should i start.. so many things have happened during my MIA period in cyber space..

okay to all my frens out there who know the extent of my passion with movies, i am currently designing a new webbie on the upcoming movie reviews.. i am excited bout it haha...this week caught like freaking lots of movies as usual..

Okay backtrack a lil... O yes o yes.. the Wedding dinner with my mum's frens.. and yes i am inspired to get married and all.. considering the bathtub faces esplanade and the sea?! uh huh..like wtf.. with rose petals embellishing the bathroom...goodness.. i wonder how NOT any couple can NOT MAKE LOVE there.. like come on... feel free to PILLAGE..lol

Then there were all the clubbing nites.. and i did a really sweet birthday present for my dearest Ms Leong.. simple, exclusive and original..i swear i have created a global warming phenomenon, melting her right there haha.. but then it was all worth it after all although it took me whole night to come out with the pressie.. =p

okay fine..too much of yada yada.. as usual let Benji bring different perspectives to your life.. and FYI all my posts are MY OPINION and pure entertainment.. i mean life's getting boring aint it?

alright, so there are several points today that can just make everyone enjoy the art of fainting..

Was with Yang the other day and i just popped a question on the reason why many ppl break up so fast after a night of wild sex..

well, if we want to delude ourselves, we would say because the person have explored everything about you and that the mysterious factor is not there anymore..

But i choose to differ..

I mean, considering that when ppl have sex, make up do smudge right? maybe we should blame ourselves for not trying to look better or at least maintain that look while rocking in pleasure? i mean if your eyes needs fake eyelashes and mascara, you can remove the make up but do top up with maybe Chanel slut specs..or Dior Sunglasses..

i find it especially true to those gals who simply sponge the thick foundation on the face like as if they are competing to build the next best pyramid.. neglecting the fact that they are actually part of the cast of Memoirs of Geisha .. putting out that facade for their boyfrens every date.. so when the time comes to make love, they tend to forget how they look and ASSUME their boyfrens will accept them for who they are simply because the bfs are going to make love to them and so he loves her very much...

I say try harder.. and here comes a 20 tonne iron smack to make sure you wake up..

Look gals, to most guys.. sex DOES NOT MEAN he LOVES you.. it can mean alot of things considering how much guys can segregate love from lust as being proven by the number of chee ko peks going to Prostitutes centres and still able to buy flowers for their wives possibly from the extra cash he has because the prostitute offers a cheaper price lol..or and did i not mention the number of ESMPs around... aka.. EXTRA SERVICE MASSAGE PARLOURS..

ESMP

speaking of Extra Services, my parents have since quarrelled over the fact that my father's fren went to try out the 'service' at this ESMP near my father's shop... My father simply say many guys are like that what... which my irate mum choose to rebutt back..

Like i give a damn.. i mean i did experience before this gal who massaged me before whom i suspect there is something wrong with her.. considering how many masseurs actually massages your back until your thigh area.. Well apparently yest i saw the papers and she was being murdered.. geez.. so scary..

On a more serious tone, i did come across this article bout the ppl working in such massage parlours.. i was pretty touched by this China mother who told the reporters bout her story, she broke down and in a melancholic tone said that she did this all for her son who needs to study and that she hope her son will grow up to understand that.. She also commented that she is aware of ppl looking at her differently and all..

I can totally comprehend how she felt because i witness before some stuffs that happened which i am not comfortable to say too much..but well.. i guess everyone has their own way of doing things which one thinks is the best.. I mean, i would not judge her just like that..in fact, i would love to listen to her and let her explain.. i felt so sorry for her though.. =)

ENTRAPMENT

and so what's the buzz about the gay doctor who was entrapped by two police officers for wild threesome with drugs and was sentenced to jail.. in my opinion.. i really think the law should revise the issue on entrapment.. yes he possesses drugs..but luring someone to have sex and apprehending him is simply too unfair.. i mean we cannot just simply blame the doctor for engaging in such lewd acts.. have we taken into account the police's extent of giving the temptations just to arrest him?

its like telling some random person that you love him/her and wants to be with him/her but in actual fact you are just trying to play a dare on the person.. or see how he/she reacts.. -rolls eyes-

Anywayz. blog again.. have a great day tomorrow ppl!

THIS IS THE BOY THAT IS.....

 

-Open Minded, provocative and Different

-Always RIGHT whether at work, home or in BED

- PAnsexual right now.. Aka.. everything also can..

- hoping for the best everyday over ice cream

- really hoping someone would take me serious for once

- really too complex to comprehend.

- having the WORST sex LIFE AND DRIVE EVER! which his fren Yang said with much gusto: " the ONLY SEX U  HAVE IS WHEN U SHIT! ".. hahaha..

So given his really pathetic state in the love department, his only hope is therefore to sit and fart and hope that it can generate enough electricity for the entire Simei district.

Okay it was just a joke.. chill..

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